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  • Cities:
  • Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point, Folsom, Richelieu, Cortaro
  • Age:
  • 41
  • Eyes:
  • Green
  • Hair:
  • Dyed brown
  • Piercing:
  • Yes
  • Tattoo:
  • Yes
  • Bust:
  • No
  • Cup size:
  • 30
  • Bust:
  • D
  • Seeking:
  • I Seek Vip Dating
  • Status:
  • Not married
  • Relation Type:
  • Seeking A Women Honest And Sincere With Attitude

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There is one nud though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing. If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want fzils to reciprocate. Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling.

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Hey, they asked for it, right? At night, everyone say a texh of thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, like these gems of humans did. I'm talking about a kraken.

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But their failed miserably and hilariously. Yes folks.

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But thankfully, the hilarious sexting nhde of these people below made me feel a whole lot better about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario. Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling.

And then there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy. I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train.

19 sexting fails that are a little funny, a little cringey, and a little questionable

Blow their minds and their pants off with some sweet obscure and dirty jokes about their favorite movie. Now this is how you sext. Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started. Dirty Mind Gone Blank? Mmmhmmm, It's like a faucet.

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All that water. This amusing selection of text message bloopers shows the ultimate in regrettable texting.

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If you're going to text the wrong person, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy. So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to nudd down and digital with them.

Offer them a trade instead. Especially if your hookup buddy is pretty witty themselves.

2. when in doubt, make it weird

Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye. These people literally got what they asked for. Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side? Topless picture messages to random people, repeated. Straight up dirty talk gives me nuee heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate. Are you as turned on as I am right now? Show Them What A Sex Monster You Are If they say they want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, let them know you definitely can go beast mode in the boudoir.

Tet a sexy text can keep things alive in a relationship. I've found the funnier people are, the more likely it is that humor is twxt turns them on, too.

Are these the most epic sexting fails ever?

There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. It never works to fail. Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. Hubba hubba.

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If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Of the sea But in this case But like, a literal beast.

15 absolutely hilarious dirty sexting fails

This is why STEM education is important, folks! Hold my beer. I tried it maybe twice in my life. These 13 people tried to send naked text message photos to their lovers. Well then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom?

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Very awkward - but hilarious - attempts at sending dirty messages will leave you. Not Sure What To Say?

Nic Cage picks for his dick pics. Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely. More like this. Yeah, unleash the beast. Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me faols I fed my dog.

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This guy didn't even get that far. Is it even sexy?

The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. Nothing turns me on more than laughing.

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Bust out this sensual and watch them melt. Is it really that fun? Lean in. Oh wait, no, I had that backwards. Thankfully we now have little cartoons to properly express our true desires.

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